I'm not obsessed. I don't have a spreadsheet. Maybe YOU have a spreadsheet. OK. I have a spreadsheet. But I'm definitely not paranoid.
Book of Hours, by Weather Factory. "Like Cultist Simulator, but without all the dying." Literally insane.
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